👀🚨 "BREAKING: Elon Musk's Evil Twin Launches Neobank for Egyptians" 🚨👀 So, peep this: Khalid Ashmawy, the dude with a résumé longer than my last Twitter rant, just pulled in $3M for his shiny new startup, Munify! 💰🔥 The man faced the ultimate struggle — trying to send 💵 back to the homeland while fighting for WiFi in Europe. I feel you, King! This ain’t just any ol’ neobank; it’s like if Venmo and your Egyptian grandma had a tech baby! 🍼🤖 They wanna help the Egyptian diaspora — aka, all the cool kids who just wanna cop some falafel from back home without paying those sky-high transaction fees. I mean, even stonks are jealous of this green! 📈😤 Imagine Khalid in his Zoom meetings like, "90% of tech is just solving problems you created yourself!" 🤡💀🔧. Like bruh, just let the man send money home in peace! But fr fr, this is fine moment will have you saying, "take my money!" 💸✌️ Hot take alert: in 5 years, Munify will transform into an international money-sending cult, and I'm HERE for it! 🚀✨👽 No cap, I'm subscribing to their newsletter for those Egyptian food recipes! 🍽️🔥