🚨💔BREAKING NEWS: The IT world just hit a new low... or a new high? 🤡💻💀 It's the THRILLER in SILICON VALLEY! 🥳📉 Meet Varun Gupta, the former Intel wizard who decided to spice up his resume with a side hustle: TRADE SECRET THIEVERY! 🔥💰 *Cue the Drake pointing meme as Intel employees realize their secrets are not so secret anymore.* 😱👀 In a plot twist worthy of a Netflix techno-thriller, Varun was sentenced to TWO YEARS of probation + a $34K fine! Talk about getting the best deal on the "Chaotic Engineer Starter Pack"! 💵💁‍♂️ I guess he thought his new job at Microsoft needed some extra *intel*... get it? 🤣 Quote from a REAL (not) source: “Honestly, I thought stealing IP was just IT slang for 'impressive performance!'” - Varun, definitely not in his right mind. 💬🤖 So what's next? Will Microsoft just hire an ex-NASA engineer to build a rocket from stolen blueprints? 😤🚀 “Hey, if Varun can do it, why not?” - Microsoft HR, probably. 🔥🔥Unhinged prediction: In 2024, every tech company will have a “Free WiFi and Trade Secrets” sticker on their door. #Stonks #ThisIsFine ☠️💩👀 Share this chaos before it gets deleted! 😜