🚨💥 *BREAKING: Your Attention Span is Dying* 💥🚨 So, two ex-Googlers decided that our brains needed some good ol' *brain rot* and created a startup called OpenArt that makes wild AI-generated videos faster than your grandma can say “back in my day.” 🦈👟💃☕💩 Welcome to the future, fam! One click and BOOM, you’re knee-deep in chaos with a shark flexing its *sneakers* and a ballerina drinking a cappuccino. Because *why not?* 🤡🔥 These shenanigans are gaining traction like the stonks 🚀📉 of a meme coin, with an astonishing 3 million active users (most likely to be Gen Z with a death wish for cognitive function). Hellooo, brain cells, anyone? 😵‍💫 *Leaked Developer Conversation:* 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "Dude, are we really making *brain rot* videos?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Bro, we’re at the *cutting edge* of cringe. They’ll never know what hit ’em!” 🤭💀 Now they’ve dropped a *one-click story* feature in beta, which means creativity is officially just a button away! 💯 No cap, this is both revolutionary and terrifying. 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 3 years, you’ll be able to scroll through a digital graveyard of brain rot videos so bad that even the *This is Fine* dog would throw up. Prepare for the chaos, my friends! 🚀💰💩