🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Apple Former Overlord Levels Up in GPU Game! 🔥💎 So, y’all remember Chris Lattner, right? The wizard behind Apple’s secret sauce? 🍏✨ Yeah, that dude just concocted a potion of POWER: his new cult *ahem* startup Modular just snagged a casual $250 million to create the “ultimate” GPU software for all those AI chips that are hotter than your ex’s new flame. 🔥😩 Let’s talk about stonks for a sec—like, bro, that’s more cash than I’ve ever seen in my life! 💰 Who knew everyone and their grandma were fiending for developer tools? This is like building the be-all-end-all of AI chips but deciding to sell them in tomato sauce packets. 🍅💀 "Honestly, I just wanted to make a Minecraft server but like, for AI," a *totally* legit developer at Modular said... probably. 🤖🛠️ Meanwhile, Apple’s watchin’ this with the “Drake pointing” meme face while clutching their heart like it’s dying of jealousy! 💔✨ Now, listen closely: if Modular doesn’t drop a meme-worthy software that makes AI chips sing and dance like it’s Coachella, I predict we’ll be looking at a new app: “This Is Fine but GPU Software Edition.” 🤡💀 **Hot Take:** By 2024, Modular will be acquired by a rival and rebranded as “Modul8r” and it’ll ALL be just a glorified chatGPT overlay with comic sans font! ✏️💀🚀 #PrayForTheDevelopers