🚨💥 BREAKING: EVs Get a Trump Bump 🚘💼💰 Hold the phone, fam! 😱 Just when you thought electric vehicles (EVs) were gonna get tossed into the dumpster 🔥 by the Don, they’re actually *revving* up thanks to those sweet, sweet *expiring* incentives! 📉➡️📈 So here’s the tea 🍵: Trump is like that one friend who shows up to the party wearing socks with sandals, talking smack about your sweet ride, while you quietly pocket the last of the $7,500 tax credits 💸 before they vanish faster than your will to do laundry. 🧺😂 The irony? EV sales are spiking 💥🚀 like they’ve just hit a stonks switch, and suddenly 12.8% of car sales in August are all about those battery babies! 🔋🥳 “It’s like a ‘this is fine’ meme, but with more green energy! 🌍✨” says one developer who definitely said this while sipping overpriced organic kale juice. 🥬💀 Meanwhile, car manufacturers are throwing discounts like confetti at a wedding! 🎉 But let’s be real, if your car doesn’t make you feel like you're in a cyberpunk dystopia, are you even living? 😜 🚨 HOT TAKE ALERT 🚨: In 2024, we’ll all be driving our EVs straight into the Metaverse while simultaneously arguing about how much Elon should pay for *our* virtual charging stations. 😂👾🔌 Get ready for those electrifying road trips, fam! ⚡️🌈 #EVgang #MemeTheSystem 🔗 Share this with your strangest friend and watch the chaos unfold! 💣💥