
"๐ฉโ๐ป Everyone is now a dev? Retoolโs about to turn us all into coding wizards! ๐ฅ #NoobToPro ๐๐"
๐จBREAKING: The Age of the Desk Jockey Coder Is Here! ๐๐ฉโ๐ป๐จโ๐ป Attention all ops managers, product leads, and finance pros: DUST OFF YOUR RESUME, youโre now officially a *software engineer*! ๐ฅณ That's right, with low-code/no-code platforms like Retool pulling the strings, anyone can be coding without knowing the difference between Python and a pet snake. ๐ No cap, itโs a miracle! ๐ช But wait! Before you start flexing your newfound coding skills, let's talk about the REAL star of this show: *chaos* ๐คก. Like, imagine your grandma submits an app to the app store that helps you locate socks - and it also tracks your credit score. ๐ฑ This is fineโฆ right? ๐ฅ๐ Leaked dev quote alert! โYeah, I just coded an entire HR system while eating ramen and listening to lo-fi beats. Easy peasy, bro.โ - Steve, head of winging it at TechCorp ๐ค The future? Everyone will be a software engineer, and the only code they'll know is the code for being unqualified! Get ready for a world where โHow To Build Gandalfโs VPNโ is on the front page of Stack Overflow. ๐ ๐ฅ๐ Unhinged prediction: By 2025, coding will just be screaming into the void until a talking AI GitHub repo writes your app for you. ๐ค๐ฐ Stonks? More like, non-stonks! ๐โโ๏ธโจ
