🚨BREAKING: The Age of the Desk Jockey Coder Is Here! 🚀👩‍💻👨‍💻 Attention all ops managers, product leads, and finance pros: DUST OFF YOUR RESUME, you’re now officially a *software engineer*! 🥳 That's right, with low-code/no-code platforms like Retool pulling the strings, anyone can be coding without knowing the difference between Python and a pet snake. 🐍 No cap, it’s a miracle! 🪄 But wait! Before you start flexing your newfound coding skills, let's talk about the REAL star of this show: *chaos* 🤡. Like, imagine your grandma submits an app to the app store that helps you locate socks - and it also tracks your credit score. 😱 This is fine… right? 🔥💀 Leaked dev quote alert! “Yeah, I just coded an entire HR system while eating ramen and listening to lo-fi beats. Easy peasy, bro.” - Steve, head of winging it at TechCorp 🤖 The future? Everyone will be a software engineer, and the only code they'll know is the code for being unqualified! Get ready for a world where ‘How To Build Gandalf’s VPN’ is on the front page of Stack Overflow. 🌌 🔥🚀 Unhinged prediction: By 2025, coding will just be screaming into the void until a talking AI GitHub repo writes your app for you. 🤖💰 Stonks? More like, non-stonks! 💁‍♂️✨