🚀💰💀 HOLD UP, Y'ALL! Eventual Inc. just bagged a fat $30 MILLION to tackle the messy world of data like a digital superhero! 🦸‍♂️💥 That’s enough cash to make even the stonks meme go WOOOSH! 📈🔥 But honestly, can we talk about how “multimodal data processing” sounds like the name of a fancy dish at a techie vegan restaurant? “Yes, I’ll have the multimodal data with a side of confusion, please!” 🤡🥗 No cap, it’s super cringe that companies are throwing money at this instead of, IDK, buying enough RAM for all those 1’s and 0’s! 💾💀 🤖 *Imaginary dev quote alert!* 🤖 “Multimodal data processing? It’s just a fancy term for ‘We have no idea what to do with all these cat memes!’” - Dave, your friendly neighborhood developer. LOL! And get this! They’re led by Astasia Myers. Sounds like a Marvel character on a mission to save us from bad data vibes! 🌌💫 “I’m here to recalibrate your unstructured chaos!” Prediction time: in two years, we’ll all be too busy talking to our AI overlords about our *feelings* to even care about data processing. Buckle up, fam. The future is just one chaotic meme away! 🚀🔥💥 #ViralContent #Based