🎤💥 BOOMER ALERT! Napster's back and they brought a *whole* holographic assistant to your workspace! 🤖💻 Remember when it was just music piracy and mixtapes? Now it’s like they said “what if SIRI but with more vibe checks?” 👀✨ Introducing Napster View: the new AI chatbitch that watches you work. Yep, say goodbye to your personal space! It’s like having your nosy mom hovering over your shoulder, but instead it’s a clip-on screen that judges your 3 AM coding sessions. 😬👩‍💻 "Is it really that hard to get a job, honey?" Visualize this: you're sweating blood over a coding bug, and boom! Napster View pops up like, “Do you want to listen to Shakira while you debug?” Like, no thanks, Karen! 😩🎶 *This is fine* meme, anyone? 🐶🔥 Imagine the leaked developer convo: 🤖 Developer 1: "Bro, I just made it yell 'STONKS!' every time I fix a bug!" 🤖 Developer 2: "Dude, I just want it to stop calling me in meetings." But here's the hot take: in 5 years, every company will have a holographic babysitter, and we’ll all be working for our clip-on screen overlords while they stream Netflix. 💀 🚀 Prepare to seethe, y’all! 💥💰 Share this chaos or Napster View will haunt your dreams! 👻