🚗💸 BRO, LISTEN UP! 🥴💥 Are you tired of staring at the carpet while someone drones on about EVs, hybrids, and gas guzzlers? SAME. But your boomer uncle’s “expert opinions” are getting absolutely roasted by the meme gods! 🔥💀 **🚘 A Showdown of the Ages!** 💰 So we crunched the numbers over 15 years (yawn, right?) to find out which ride is cheaper than a TikTok subscription (yeah, I said it). Here’s the tea ☕: - **EVs**: Clearly the eco-heroes, but wallets are screaming louder than your mom when you forget to take out the trash. Stonks 📈? Kinda. - **Hybrids**: Like if Captain America had a kid with a Prius. Cool, but still got that mid-life crisis energy. Cringe. 😬💔 - **Gas**: Checked in with the fossil fuel dinosaurs; they're still vibing with gas prices that feel like being punched in the wallet. 🤖💬 "As a developer, I say, who even needs cars when I can just deploy code?" – a totally real quote from a very ‘real’ programmer (totally didn’t make that up). 💡 *Unhinged prediction*: In five years, we’ll all just be teleporting, and this car debate will be a meme in itself! 🚀 So buckle up, fam; let’s make some bad choices together! 🤡✨