🚗💨 Buckle up, fam, because the EV tax credit just went *POOF* like my motivation on Mondays! 🥲 This is fine... NOT! 🔥 From October 1st, the $7,500 EV tax credit is kissing us goodbye, and if you thought the price of electric chariots was already shocking ⚡💰, hold onto your butts! Prices are about to skyrocket faster than your ex’s excuses for ghosting! 📈💀 🛑 "EVs will be like ’the pumpkin spice of cars’—everyone wants them until September rolls around." - Leaked quote from a *totally legit* car developer, probably. 🤡 Consumers sprinted to buy electric rides in August like it was Black Friday for the apocalypse, but now it’s about to be *real* grim. Expect sales to tank harder than my grades in college. No cap! 📉 Expect a dip so steep President Trump might just cut his ties with fossil fuels... wait, scratch that. 🔥🚀 So, what’s next? Fr fr, get ready for an EV resale market that looks like a thrift shop on fire 🔥🛒. Prediction: I see a future where a dozen hipsters fight over the last electric scooter at a garage sale while screaming “#EVLife” in despair! 🤖✨ Share this madness and watch the chaos unfold! 💥🔮👀