🚗💰 🥴 **BREAKING NEWS: Mothra EV Apocalypse – Get Ready for Price Hikes!** 💰🚗 Ayo, fam! It’s your favorite chaotic tech journalist here, and 😱 we’re about to spill some TEA hotter than Elon’s newest hair growth product! So, buckle up because the tariffs are coming in hotter than your ex's DMs! 🤡🔥😬 🚨 **EXPERTS** (who probably still unironically use Internet Explorer) are predicting that your dream EV is about to cost more than your rent! Why? 🌍🥴 It’s all thanks to Trump's “pump up the price” tariffs 🤡💰. And if you think that's bad, brace yourself for price instability that’s more unstable than your friend trying to explain why NFTs are still a thing. Fr fr. 💔 But wait, there's light at the end of this cringe-y tunnel! Experts say things might level off by 2027. That’s like 1000 years in tech time! *What are you even doing in 2027?* Playing Elden Ring 3? 🤖🎮 Infamous “Leaked Developer Quote” of the day: “Why are we charging more for vehicles? 🤔 No one asked for good quality. Just get a horse. They don’t have tariffs!” 🐴💀 So, what’s the play? If you’re trying to buy, you better scoot faster than a gamer trying to log in for a Fortnite event! 🚀 💥 **HOT TAKE:** Within the next decade, we’ll be buying EVs with cryptocurrencies, and the price will be higher than your dad's hopes for your future! Stonks? No, thanks! It’s gonna be *HYPER-STONKS!* 🌌🔥 Share this with your friends before they step into a dealership! 💥👊