🚨🚗💨 BREAKING NEWS: Automakers are pulling a *MIA* with their new EVs, and honestly, it’s like watching a group project where nobody actually shows up! 😱💔 Big brains in the auto industry are saying, “Oops, we can't afford to give you that *Tesla-killer* now,” all while holding their empty wallets like, “Where’d all the stonks go?!” 📉💸😭 #Seethe #Cope So yeah, the economic rollercoaster has gone off the rails, and everyone’s canceling their EV dreams like it’s a Netflix subscription after the first awkward date. 🤷‍♂️🍿 *“But we’ll always have the plans,”* said one imaginary Ford exec, casually deleting the design for the "Lightning McQueen 2.0" as a meme-worthy tear rolls down their cheek. 💦😂 This is fine meme guy could be seen shaking his head in the meantime. 🔥💀🤡 Meanwhile, everyone in the EV sector is like Drake pointing to the gas cars on the road like “No cap, catch us in 2040 when we’re still using fossil fuel vibes.” 🤦‍♂️💔 **Hot take:** In five years, we'll all be driving solar-powered scooters made out of recycled coke cans, while automakers cry in their dwindling R&D budgets. #UnhingedForecast 🚀🤖💰✨