🚨✨BREAKING NEWS: AI OVERLOAD IN EUROPE!🔥🤖✨ So, the EU is gearing up to drop some mad rules on General-Purpose AI (GPAI) like it’s the hottest mixtape of 2023, set to drop on August 2! But wait – we got some big names throwing shade! 🌥️💸 Say what? Swedish Prime Minister Ulf Kristersson and Bosch’s bossman, Stefan Hartung, plus that tech lobby crew, CCIA Europe—featuring your faves like Alphabet and Meta—are all yelling “STOP!” like a kid at the ice cream truck 🍦🚫 Eoghan O’Neill, a fancy dude from the AI Office of the European Commission, is over here trying to keep the peace, saying they might delay the rollout because “Europe is not the US”—classic European understatement, amirite? 😂 But here’s the tea: if they delay this, it’s gonna be like watching a hamster wheel spin while the rest of the world zooms past 🚀💨—talk about cringe! 👀💥 Leaked Quote from a “Bored Tech Bro” at the conference: “Can we please just get on with it? I’ll make a TikTok dance to promote our AI if we have to! 🤡💃” Hot take: By 2024, Europe will be sending their AIs to summer school while the US launches AI rockets into space. *Stonks* ⏳💰💥 BEST BELIEVE: This is gonna be a meme fest! Get ready, fam! 🔥💀💥