🚨🛑 BREAKING: 💥 Tesla’s FSD is about to go down faster than my motivation on a Monday morning! 😱💀 So, your boy Elon 🦸‍♂️ was out here flexing on social media, claiming the Dutch regulators were givin’ his Full Self-Driving (FSD) a big fat stamp of approval. But plot twist! 🔍🤯 It looks like the EU is like, “not today, space cowboy.” More like “we're gonna need you to try harder, fam.” 😬👏 FSD got more rejected than me on Tinder — no cap! 🚫💔 These regulators are rolling their eyes harder than Drake and his "God's Plan" meme when they saw those autopilot claims. And let’s be real, this is about as shocking as the Skald's biggest competitor being Skald! 😂 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly, we thought we could just throw some code at it and call it a day... turns out, it’s not that easy.” 🤖💥 Yeah, no kidding, Karen! 🤦‍♀️ So here’s my insane prediction: If FSD isn’t approved soon, Elon might just release “Self-Driving Lite” and slap a $1,000 price tag on the software that literally just plays Rick Astley on repeat. 🔥🚀 Remember: Sometimes, you just gotta embrace the cringe! This is fine. 🔥💰