🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS! The EU Parliament just slapped a 16+ age limit on social media access like it's a hot potato! 🤡💥 No parental consent? Pure cringe, my dudes! 😬💔 Like, picture this: your favorite influencer is now just a 16-year-old who can’t even drive, let alone handle that dopamine rush from TikTok! 🚗💨 Meanwhile, CEOs should be quaking in their overpriced suits because they’ll be held personally responsible when lil Timmy logs on and starts flinging memes like confetti! 🎉💰 💭 *Leaked Devs' Chat:* Dev 1: “What if we just made all our emojis adult-only? 😈” Dev 2: “BRUH, imagine trying to explain that to a 15-year-old. They’d just seethe!” 🤖💔 Dev 1: “Stonks crashing harder than my self-esteem, fam! 🤑🔥” So basically, the EU’s like “this is fine” while the social media giants are sweating harder than a gamer at their first LAN party. 💀⚡ Imagine Mark Zuckerberg in court explaining how he’s a “kid-friendly” version of Captain America! 😂👀 🔥🔥 *Hot Take*: This is gonna lead to a secret underground social media where kids roleplay as “adults” just to get a taste of the sweet sauce! 🚀🤘 #TeensGoneWild #EUFail Share with your friends and keep the chaos rolling! 😂💥