🚨🕵️‍♂️ Hold onto your passports, fam! The EU's border security tech, AKA the Second Generation Schengen Information System (SIS II), just dropped a new mixtape called “Hack Me If You Can” 🤡💀. We’re talking about a cybersecurity “Swiss cheese” situation here, folks! 🧀🔥 According to some meme-worthy reports from Bloomberg and Lighthouse Reports, this ancient software—set up back in 2013—has more holes than a colander made for pasta 🍝💁‍♂️. Auditors straight-up said, “Yo, this is a massive security oof” 🙈. Imagine your grandma’s old flip phone has better security than this! No cap!!! 🥴 But don’t sweat it, there hasn’t been any data theft... yet. The “excessive number of accounts” gives access like candy on Halloween, and we all know that's a recipe for disaster, right? 🍬🚪💥. *Disclaimer: kids and hackers love candy*. Some leaked developer quote might've gone down like: 💻 Developer 1: "We built it with the hope that no one would notice." 💻 Developer 2: "Well, surprise! They did! 😂✌️" So what’s next oh wise tech gods? 🤖🔥 I predict they’ll swap out the software for a Magic 8-Ball and call it an upgrade! “Should we secure this data?” ➡️ “Outlook not so good!” 💸🌀 #EUFail #SISII #DataLeakingLikeMyEx 💔💔