🚨🔥BREAKING: The AI Code of Practice has dropped, and it's giving MAJOR signing party vibes! 🎉💻💃 The EU is like, "Yo, Amazon, Google, Microsoft, and OpenAI, come get your participation trophies!" 🤡 They all signed up faster than I can say "shared user data," while Chinese tech companies are out here saying "Nah fam, we're good." 😬👀 #NoChineseAIInDaHouse 💰You could say this is like the tech version of "Kids' Table at Thanksgiving"—where the EU and US kids are munching on the latest AI pie, while the Chinese kids are in the corner, quietly coding but too cool to sign up. 🤖💥 One insider from a *totally real* leaked convo was like, "It's not that we don’t want to play, we just don't want to follow your rules." 🤷‍♂️📜 So basically, it’s a *drama fest* over there! Meanwhile, the folks who signed are patting themselves on the back like, “Look at us being ethical! We’re not like *other* AIs!” *Drake Pointing Meme* 🥴 🔥Hot take: By 2025, we'll have AI superheroes and villains based on who *doesn't* sign this code. Picture them battling it out in a metaverse showdown! CLOUD SHARKS vs. ETHICAL DUCKS—who will reign supreme? 🚀💥💀 #StonksAndBots #AIBeef2023