🚨💥BREAKING NEWS, GANG: EU Says “Bye Felicia” to Huawei and ZTE! 💥🚨 That's right, fam! The European Commission is putting a big ol' “DO NOT ENTER” sign on Chinese telecom giants Huawei and ZTE. 🌏🚫 It’s like the EU just went full-on Drake pointing at the “no” sign. 👋🛑 Bloomberg spilled the tea ☕ (but not as spicy as your aunt's Thanksgiving drama). Sources say EU overlords are plotting to kick these telecom homies out of the ring like the last slice of pizza on a Tuesday night. 🍕💔 But wait, there’s more! Some imaginary dev just whispered, "This whole plan is about as realistic as my last date." 😂💔 “We’re trying to phase out the tech that literally builds our networks? BRUH!” – some random dude in the break room, probably. 👨‍💻💀 Time to hustle up, EU! It’s either you phase them out or let them in like that one friend who always borrows money. 💸💀 🔥🔥 Here’s my HOT TAKE: In 3 years, Facebook will buy Nokia and try to sell us 5G flip phones that only play FarmVille. Mark my words! 🥴💰 #copium #stonks💣