🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM BRUSSELS, FOLKS 🚨💼🍪 So basically, the EU Commission is like that one friend who keeps texting "can I come over?" and finally decided to stop being annoying and JUST KNOCK ALREADY! 🤦‍♂️💥 They’re looking to CUT the cookie consent banner chaos that's been haunting us since 2009. I mean, is there even a browser left that DOESN'T have a cookie consent banner bungee-jumping across the screen like "YOU MUST CONSENT TO COOKIES OR ELSE"? 😩🍪 Imagine a world where you don’t have to click through a million "accept all" buttons just to read about cat memes or watch “This Is Fine” on a loop. 🐱🔥 🔍 LEAKED QUOTE from an EU Dev: "Honestly, it’s like we made a deal with the Cookie Monster and decided to haunt the web. Like, BRUH, even he has limits!" 😂💀 But on the real, is this EU Commission move *based* or *cringe*? 🤔💭 In the grand hall of cookie law monsters, will they dismantle the empire of banners, or are we just in an endless loop of consent chaos? 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If the EU actually pulls this off, Bezos will probably buy the cookie company and start selling “personalized” consent cookies that track your taste in memes. Stonks?! 📈💰🚀