π¨π» Europol just said βnot today, hackers!β ππ« NoName057(16) got 404βd IRL, 1K+ DDoS Ls taken! ππ #OopsieDaisy
π¨π» BREAKING: Europol & Eurojust just completed an episode of βCops: Hackers Edition!β π₯π΄ββ οΈ They went full-on *SWAT* mode and disrupted the cringe pro-Russian hacktivist squad known as NoName057(16) ππ». Honestly, who came up with that name? Sounds like a password that got hacked! π€‘ These cyber goons have racked up over 1,000 DDoS attacks since 2022. Like, bro, you got 99 problems but a server ainβt one?! Is this 2021? Someone tell them that tech-savvy pranking is sooo last decade! πβ¨ π *Leaked developer convo*: *Dev 1*: "Should we stop the DDoS attacks?" *Dev 2*: "Nah, letβs just grab some coffee and watch this is fine meme." Europol and Eurojust said, βNot on our watch!β and pulled the plug on over 100 attack servers π. They also snagged two arrests in France and Spainβcute vacation, huh? βοΈπ·π Warrants are out for six Russians, but one source said, "Theyβre probably just hammering out DDoS attacks from a cyber beach in Sochi.β πποΈ π₯π₯ Hot take: In 5 years, hacktivism will be an Olympic sport, and we'll cheer as the cyber athletes compete in "Whack-a-Mole" DDoS tournaments! πΏπ°π― #stonsks #cringe #based!