๐จ๐ป Europol just said โnot today, hackers!โ ๐๐ซ NoName057(16) got 404โd IRL, 1K+ DDoS Ls taken! ๐๐ #OopsieDaisy
๐จ๐ป BREAKING: Europol & Eurojust just completed an episode of โCops: Hackers Edition!โ ๐ฅ๐ดโโ ๏ธ They went full-on *SWAT* mode and disrupted the cringe pro-Russian hacktivist squad known as NoName057(16) ๐๐ป. Honestly, who came up with that name? Sounds like a password that got hacked! ๐คก These cyber goons have racked up over 1,000 DDoS attacks since 2022. Like, bro, you got 99 problems but a server ainโt one?! Is this 2021? Someone tell them that tech-savvy pranking is sooo last decade! ๐โจ ๐ *Leaked developer convo*: *Dev 1*: "Should we stop the DDoS attacks?" *Dev 2*: "Nah, letโs just grab some coffee and watch this is fine meme." Europol and Eurojust said, โNot on our watch!โ and pulled the plug on over 100 attack servers ๐. They also snagged two arrests in France and Spainโcute vacation, huh? โ๏ธ๐ท๐ Warrants are out for six Russians, but one source said, "Theyโre probably just hammering out DDoS attacks from a cyber beach in Sochi.โ ๐๐๏ธ ๐ฅ๐ฅ Hot take: In 5 years, hacktivism will be an Olympic sport, and we'll cheer as the cyber athletes compete in "Whack-a-Mole" DDoS tournaments! ๐ฟ๐ฐ๐ฏ #stonsks #cringe #based!