🚀🔥 **BREAKING: Rocket News So Boring, Even My Grandma Would Take a Nap!😴💤** 🔥🚀 Welcome to the Rocket Report, where delays are like that one friend who always says "I’ll be ready in 5 minutes" but you end up having to start a whole new Netflix series before they show up! 🚀💥 First up, our pals across the pond in Europe have decided to play a game of “Let’s Delay This Rocket Test.” 🤡💀 Like, what are we doing here? Are we waiting for the next season of Stranger Things to drop? 🥴👀 At this rate, they’re making the stonks of procrastination look like an Olympic sport! 🥇💸 Meanwhile, NASA is over here trying to tweak the SLS for Artemis II, like a gamer tweaking settings before the boss fight! 🎮🛠️ "Hey, can we just give it a little more juice? Maybe throw in some RGB lighting?" 🤖🌈 A leaked developer quote says: “We’ll just keep adding features until it breaks—classic NASA!” But wait, there’s a government shutdown looming like that final boss nobody wants to fight! 🤬💔 NASA’s gonna be looking like *this is fine* if they start canceling science missions. **Unhinged Prediction:** At this rate, we might just end up colonizing Mars *before* the next rocket actually gets off the ground. What if Elon just builds a rollercoaster to space instead? 🎢👽 **Share this chaos!** 🚀🦄💥