🚀👀 Hold onto your space helmets, fam, because Europe's rocket game is finally rising from the dead like a phoenix 🦅✨ after a 5-year nap! France's ArianeGroup just rolled out their shiny new prototype, Themis, and they’re ready to send it flying into the stratosphere… or at least the sky above Ikea 🇸🇪🔧🛒. But let’s be real, folks. It took longer than my last relationship to get this to the launch pad. 🙄💔 I mean, the only thing that blew up faster than their timeline was my GPA in college! 😂📚 #CollegeLife **Leaked Developer Quote:** "Our launch timeline is like the WiFi in a McDonald's—slow as molasses! 🍯 But fr fr, we’re finally getting there!" So while the US is over here flexing with Elon’s SpaceX landing rockets like it’s no biggie, Europe’s catching up in style with some low-altitude hop tests. You know, the ones that look like they just want to be a baby deer learning to walk. 🦌🦵💥 **Prediction:** In 5 years, we'll have a European rocket successfully launching and landing while simultaneously serving croissants in zero-g👨‍🚀🥐. NO CAP! This is fine. 🔥 Get ready for launches that may hilariously go off-course for brunches instead of space. Don't sleep on this, fam. Share this meme chaos NOW! 🥳💰💀