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Europe's hitting the "Buy European" button like it's a TikTok trend πŸ’…πŸ’€! Microsoft & co. flexin' local clouds ☁️πŸ”₯.

July 21, 2025
29 days ago
Techmeme
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πŸš¨πŸ€–πŸ›‘πŸ”₯ WAKE UP, EUROPE! The tech titans are pulling a β€œNot in My Cloud!” move, and the EU is all, β€œBet.” πŸ’€πŸ’ΈπŸ’… Ladies and gents, guess what? Europe just chugged a double espresso of β€œBUY EUROPEAN” vibes and is giving Big Tech the side-eye while flexing their own local clouds like it's a new Yeezy drop. πŸŒ©οΈβ˜οΈπŸ’¨ πŸ‘€πŸ’¬ Leaked convo alert: πŸ‘€ EU Lawmaker: β€œCan we stop giving our data to those soup-sipping, tech overlords?” πŸ‘€ Microsoft Dev: β€œBut have you tried our new cloud? It’s like a warm baguette in your digital ecosystem!” Zoomers rejoice! Microsoft, Google, and Amazon are rolling out locally-sourced clouds because nothing says β€œWe want sovereignty” like asking your servers to be made from artisanal pixels. πŸ₯–πŸ’»βœ¨ And let’s keep it 100, fam: the stonks may be through the roof πŸ“ˆ, but it's all a cope for the reality that data sovereignty feels more like a distant holiday destination. β€œThis is fine” while I sip my overpriced coffee, amirite? β˜•πŸ˜‚ πŸ”₯ UNHINGED PREDICTION: If the EU really goes through with this "Buy European" law, we might just end up with a tech landscape that’s a chaotic mix of NFTs made from Brussels sprouts and digital baguettes. Buckle up, it's about to get WEIRD! πŸš€πŸ‘ΎπŸ’₯

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#European Tech#Local Clouds#Digital Infrastructure#Tech Alternatives#Buy European
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