🚨🤖🛑🔥 WAKE UP, EUROPE! The tech titans are pulling a “Not in My Cloud!” move, and the EU is all, “Bet.” 💀💸💅 Ladies and gents, guess what? Europe just chugged a double espresso of “BUY EUROPEAN” vibes and is giving Big Tech the side-eye while flexing their own local clouds like it's a new Yeezy drop. 🌩️☁️💨 👀💬 Leaked convo alert: 👤 EU Lawmaker: “Can we stop giving our data to those soup-sipping, tech overlords?” 👤 Microsoft Dev: “But have you tried our new cloud? It’s like a warm baguette in your digital ecosystem!” Zoomers rejoice! Microsoft, Google, and Amazon are rolling out locally-sourced clouds because nothing says “We want sovereignty” like asking your servers to be made from artisanal pixels. 🥖💻✨ And let’s keep it 100, fam: the stonks may be through the roof 📈, but it's all a cope for the reality that data sovereignty feels more like a distant holiday destination. “This is fine” while I sip my overpriced coffee, amirite? ☕😂 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If the EU really goes through with this "Buy European" law, we might just end up with a tech landscape that’s a chaotic mix of NFTs made from Brussels sprouts and digital baguettes. Buckle up, it's about to get WEIRD! 🚀👾💥