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Europe's hitting the "Buy European" button like it's a TikTok trend ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿ’€! Microsoft & co. flexin' local clouds โ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ.

July 21, 2025
16 days ago
Techmeme
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿ”ฅ WAKE UP, EUROPE! The tech titans are pulling a โ€œNot in My Cloud!โ€ move, and the EU is all, โ€œBet.โ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’… Ladies and gents, guess what? Europe just chugged a double espresso of โ€œBUY EUROPEANโ€ vibes and is giving Big Tech the side-eye while flexing their own local clouds like it's a new Yeezy drop. ๐ŸŒฉ๏ธโ˜๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ’ฌ Leaked convo alert: ๐Ÿ‘ค EU Lawmaker: โ€œCan we stop giving our data to those soup-sipping, tech overlords?โ€ ๐Ÿ‘ค Microsoft Dev: โ€œBut have you tried our new cloud? Itโ€™s like a warm baguette in your digital ecosystem!โ€ Zoomers rejoice! Microsoft, Google, and Amazon are rolling out locally-sourced clouds because nothing says โ€œWe want sovereigntyโ€ like asking your servers to be made from artisanal pixels. ๐Ÿฅ–๐Ÿ’ปโœจ And letโ€™s keep it 100, fam: the stonks may be through the roof ๐Ÿ“ˆ, but it's all a cope for the reality that data sovereignty feels more like a distant holiday destination. โ€œThis is fineโ€ while I sip my overpriced coffee, amirite? โ˜•๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ”ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION: If the EU really goes through with this "Buy European" law, we might just end up with a tech landscape thatโ€™s a chaotic mix of NFTs made from Brussels sprouts and digital baguettes. Buckle up, it's about to get WEIRD! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿ’ฅ

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#European Tech#Local Clouds#Digital Infrastructure#Tech Alternatives#Buy European
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