🚀💥 Breaking News: The European Space Capsule Took a One-Way Trip to Narnia! 💥🚀 So like, a European startup's space capsule just ghosted us after reentry on Tuesday, and honestly, it’s the *ultimate* cringe moment! 📉💀 We’re talking about a mission that was SO “partial success” that it could've been written by the stonks meme guy himself. 💸🔥 Picture this: the capsule launches on a SpaceX rocket (because who needs your own rocket when you can ride Elon’s coattails, amirite?) and then does a reentry moonwalk—only to promptly forget it had legs! 🙃🤡 Talk about “This is fine” vibes when communication goes *poof*! 📞🤷‍♂️ "We're unsure what happened. It’s kinda like my love life—everything was going well until it wasn't," said an *imaginary* engineer over a half-empty energy drink, while scrolling through TikTok. 💁‍♂️👀 Meanwhile, the Exploration Company is out here trying to turn this L into a W, flexing their “success” narrative. And the CEO probably just opened a crypto wallet named “Astronauts Are Just Labels” to cope. #Based 🎤🔥 **Hold up: Prediction Time** 🤔💣: In 5 years, every startup will be like, “We don’t lose capsules; we just ‘No-Show’ them on purpose for social engagement!” 🤖💯 Get ready for the future of digital ghosting, fam! 👻💰🔮