🎉🔥 TECH DRAMA ALERT! 🌍💻 Lyon has officially kicked Microsoft to the curb like a bad date! 💔🚀 First Denmark, then Schleswig-Holstein, and now France's own Lyon is pulling the plug on Redmond's Windows and Office suite! Wait, what?! 🤯 Introducing: Linux, OnlyOffice, NextCloud, and PostgreSQL! It’s like the ultimate tech glow-up 🌈💅—the “I love my open-source life” starter pack! These cities are out here flexing their stonks 💰 by saving $$ while Microsoft slides into oblivion like *this is fine* dog meme. 🐶🔥 Leaked Quote from a Lyon Developer: “Honestly? We just wanted to use something that doesn't crash faster than my last relationship. #LinuxGang” 😤💌 Drake-Approved Levels of Cringe: Microsoft = *Nope* 🚫, Linux = *Yessssss* 🙌. Meanwhile, Bill Gates is probably on a yacht seething, going, “Why didn’t I think of free software?” 💀 Will Lyon start exporting its Linux magic? Talk about a power move! So, here’s the tea ☕️: within five years, I predict all of Europe will be sipping on that sweet, sweet open-source juice and making Microsoft as relevant as MySpace. 🔥💥 #TechRevolution #EndOfDays 😎 Hit share if you’re down with the free software revolution! 🥳🚀