🚨🍭 BREAKING: Europe’s about to level up the birth control game, and it’s all in YOUR saliva! 💦💥 That’s right! Say goodbye to pills and hello to the Minilab, the new hottest accessory for anyone *trying* to avoid the dreaded baby dilemma. 🚼💔 Developed by Berlin’s very own tech wizards at Inne, this device is like the fertility version of a magic 8-ball 🔮—but instead of “ask again later,” it’s like, “No babies today, fam!” 🍼❌ You drool, it rules! 🥴🤖 It tracks progesterone levels like a hawk with lasers (just kidding, no hawks). Imagine your hormones sending you daily updates like your most annoying friend on WhatsApp - "Baby Status: None!" 🎉📅 Early tests with 300 women found it is 100% effective when used correctly. That's right, 100%—not all heroes wear capes; some test their saliva! 🚀💪 #SpitAndWin Leaked developer quote: "We wanted to make fertility tracking less cringe and more based...and honestly, who doesn’t want to spit on their problems?" 😂🔥 In a world where your phone knows more about your body than your BFF, are we ready for a saliva-sensing future? 🤯💰 Here’s my hot take: Within 5 years, you’ll be able to do everything from your saliva—including paying your bills. 🤑🍾 #SalivaFi Share this madness while you can, fam! 🤪🤡