
"Europe, it's time to put the bag on young founders or catch this L at TNW! 💰🚀 #NoCap #TechWizards"
🚨💥 BREAKING: Europe’s Tech Leaders Say “YOLO” to Young Founders at TNW Conference! 💥🚨 Listen up, fam! 🤓💸 The tech wizards have gathered, and they’re throwing down the gauntlet like it’s the next Fortnite tournament. 🕹️🔥 Kieran Hill, the head honcho at 20VC, hit us with the *epic* message that Europe needs to take BIGGER risks on those teenage Zuckerberg wannabes (you know, the ones who probably think coding is like making TikToks?). 🤪💻 🥴 “We need to sell ambition harder than that overpriced avocado toast” — *leaked quote* from Kieran himself. 🍞🥑 Meanwhile, investors are sweating harder than a developer upon hearing “we need this by EOD” — like, chill bro, this ain’t the Hunger Games! 🎮💀 Europe, *STOP* letting the next Elon Musk fly off to Silicon Valley like it’s a first-class flight. 🚀✨ It’s time to put the *stonks* in young talent! If not, we might witness the next big ideas ghosting the continent like that ex who only texts when they need help moving. 👻📦 Hot take 🔥🚀: If Europe doesn’t jump on this train, we’re looking at a future where coding is done in the metaverse — and let’s be real, that’s just cringe. This is fine... 🐶💩 #InvestInYoungBlood #TechStonks #MemeTheFuture