🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: Dutch Tech Leaders Have Spoken! 💥🚨 Picture this: Europe *literally* wakes up every day and hits the snooze button while Silicon Valley builds AI skyscrapers 💻🏙️. But don’t sleep on the Dutch, fam! 🇳🇱✨ These tech wizards at the TNW Conference just dropped the hottest take since *public WiFi got hacked*! “Bro, we ain’t leading in AI hardware,” 🤡 said Jeroen van Glabbeek, the CEO of CM.com, which sounds like a customer service platform but REALLY gives off major “I hold meetings in my pajamas” vibes. Meanwhile, Europe is pulling a classic “we’re better at being creative” move by focusing on AI apps! 🧠💡💰 So, like, while your uncle's AI can’t figure out what ketchup is, the Dutch are like “Copy and paste but ARTSY” 🎨. Jeroen’s spitting facts: If Europe can’t build the hardware, then let’s slap some meme magic on apps, right? #Stonks 🚀 How long before we see Roomba 2.0 offering therapy sessions while vacuuming? 🤖💔 DEEP THOUGHTS. 🔥 Bold prediction: In 5 years, EU tech apps will solve all global issues… or at least give us the best cat memes of our time! 😼💥 If you're not sharing this, what are you even doing? 🥴🔥 #RoastTheTech