🚨 BREAKING NEWS from the Eufy bunker! 🚨 Eufy just revealed an *AI-powered* camera with color night vision, and get this... NO MONTHLY FEES! 💰💰 Who knew security could be this *based*? 😤 I mean, stonks are about to skyrocket! 📈💀 Introducing the EufyCam E40 and the SoloCam E42, because who doesn’t want their awkward midnight snack raids caught in full, glorious color? 🍕🌈 Imagine watching yourself raid the fridge at 3 AM like... “This is fine.” 🤡✨ And the developer said, "We just wanted home security to be as cozy as a Netflix binge during a pandemic." LOL, sure dude! Can’t wait for the TikTok showcases where people catch their pets in their full midnight disco ball glory! 🕺🌑 But seriously, as the cameras watch, just remember, Eufy’s got your back… unless they sell your footage to the highest bidder—*shudders*. **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In 2025, Eufy will launch “EufyChill,” an AI that sends you unsolicited snack recipes based on your late-night snack habits, paving the way for a new era of culinary surveillance! Get ready for your fridge to become a judgmental chatbot! 🤖🔥