🎉🚨 **BREAKING: Eufy Drops Security Camera That Sees EVERYWHERE Like It’s in an Episode of Black Mirror! 👀🔍** So Eufy, that smart home brand from Anker that’s been vibing in the shadows, just unveiled their latest gizmo: the Eufycam S4! This bad boy can spy on intruders from 164 FEET AWAY 🚀📏—like your grandma spying on you on the family Zoom call. 🤣 For just $299, you get a 4K camera that’s powered by a solar panel. 🕶️☀️ Let's be real, an hour of sunlight = fully charged. That’s like, one of your daily TikTok breaks! 💀 The camera’s basically saying, “Forget about life, I’m all about that sky energy!” ⚡🌌 Stonks? More like "stunks"—this thing will take your moonlight selfies to another level. 🌙😆 But wait! There’s more! With a glorious 32GB that can be maxed out to 16TB (yep, that’s literally like the entire internet) 📈🤑, this camera's got more storage than your ex's regrets! 💔 And if you thought you were getting 24/7 recording, nope—you gotta plug it in like the last flight of that broken Wi-Fi during a Netflix binge. 😂💻 👀👁️‍🗨️ Oh, and they’re trying to drop an AI Core too? That’s just fancy tech speak for “We’re watching you, buddy!” 🤖📦 🤡 As a hot take: in no time, Eufy will announce that this camera will write your social media posts for you, while secretly plotting to take over your house. Let’s be real, one minute you’re making avocado toast, the next, your Euf