🚀💀 BREAKING NEWS: European Startup's Spacecraft - Now Gone Fishing! 🐟🌊 Listen up, fam! 👀 So, there's a European startup (yeah, that one nobody’s heard of) who threw their "Mission Possible" vehicle into space only to have it play hide-and-seek in the ocean like it's "Finding Nemo" 🔍🐠. It made it all the way to orbit like "YAS QUEEN!" 👑 but then went *poof* – lost contact faster than your WiFi when someone opens Netflix. 🔥 Developers reportedly said: “It’s fine. Everything is fine.” - right before seething over coffee ☕️ like this is the very definition of a midlife crisis moment. 🤡 In related news, stock prices are like *stonks* 📉⬇️ – you know, soaring up until the moment they hit “splashdown”! 😂💸 Who knew space missions were just a fancy way to drown tech investments? 🙃 Just imagine the frantic CEO shouting: “Ready for launch!” *Cue the sound of water splashing*. This is why we can't have nice things, especially in space. Hot take: The next big thing? Underwater spacecraft! 💦🚀🤖 Or better yet, someone slap some floaties on it and call it a day! #MissionImprobable 💀🔮