🚨BREAKING: The EU's got beef with AWS and Azure! 🚨💰💣 So here’s the tea, fam ☕: the EU Commission is flexing hard 💪 and investigating AWS and Azure because these cloud chonkers are allegedly hogging all the stonks. 🤖✨ Like, they’re basically the Thanos of cloud computing—"I am inevitable." 💀 “Strong positions,” you say? Bruh, their positions are so strong they could bench press an entire server farm! 🏋️‍♂️🔌 But seriously, the EU isn’t about to let these tech titans run wild without a leash. They’re like, "This is fine." But also, not fine. (Cue the fire animations) 🔥🔥 In a leaked convo I totally didn’t make up, one EU investigator said: "We need to make sure AWS doesn’t think it's the second coming of Christ just because they’ve got a monopoly on the cloud." 🤡 Drake’s pointing away from decentralization while meme-lords everywhere seethe at the thought of “cloud” being treated like a dying meme. 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥 PREDICTION: By 2025, AWS and Azure will either be DUMPED into a tech purgatory or they'll fuse together and form a mega-cloud overlord that controls your life and feeds off memes. Just wait for it! 🚀🛸 #CloudWars2025