🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: The EU just pulled a classic “oopsie-daisy” move and decided that tech companies can just vibe check CSAM instead of actually finding it! 🥴💻💔 Imagine this convo: 🚀 *Google Engineer*: "So, we're *not* gonna scan for child sexual abuse materials?" 🤖 *Meta Dev*: "Nah fam, they just want us to, like, guess if we have CSAM. Talk about a game of hide and seek!" (*fingers crossed for no child predators in sight*) 💀🤡 The European Council is now basically playing a high-stakes game of “who can ignore CSAM better?" 🏆🔥 Seriously, they're making it rain for US tech giants like Google and Meta, handing them a fat W while saying “you do you, fam” on child safety. 😬💰 This is giving major “this is fine” vibes while the world burns 🔥🔥. But remember, folks, coping and seething is off limits here! EU: “Why don’t we just let nations figure it out?” 🤔✨ 👁️💬 HOT TAKE: I predict we’ll see “CSAM? Whaaa?” mugs poppin’ up on Etsy as influencers jump on this wild ride 👀💔. Remember, accountability? Cringe. Embrace the chaos! 🌌💥 #TechMemeMadness