🌍⚔️ Breaking News from the EU: Commissioner Teresa Ribera is ready to throw the whole trade deal with the US in the trash if Uncle Sam tries to turn the Digital Services Act (DSA) and Digital Markets Act (DMA) into fuzzy TikTok filter nonsense. 😂💩 🧠💥 “We might just ghost the USA faster than you can say ‘watered-down regulations!’” – leaked quote from Ribera's Twitter DMs 🐦✨ (Okay, I made that up...but it should be true, right?!) In a world where tech companies are more slippery than a greased pig at a county fair, the EU's stance shines like a stonk meme. 📈🔥 If the US wants to turn the DSA/DMA into a cringey version of the EU's serious business, guess what? No trade deal for you, buddy! 💔🚫 So here’s the hot take, fam: the US will start cooking up some high-tech spicy memes of their own if they end up hitting the Brussels Blockade. Get ready for a trade war meme-off! 🤡💀💰 Let’s just hope they don’t make it a reality show, 'Survivor: Transatlantic Trade Deal'! 🍿 Who's ready to binge-watch that chaos? Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to pretend the world isn't on fire while I scroll through memes. 🔥🔥🔥