🚨💥 BREAKING CHAOS: Northern Data is in HOT WATER, and no, it's not just their GPUs overheating from all that crypto mining. We're talking a full-blown European courtroom drama! 🤡👩‍⚖️ So, apparently, these tech bros tried to stash a cool €500M tax break in their crypto mining swag bags. Like, hello? Have they never heard of “tax fraud” ≠ “stonks”? 💸💀 According to SOURCES (definitely not the ones lurking in the comment section), European prosecutors kicked down their doors and screamed, "THIS IS FINE" while confiscating all the shiny GPUs. 🚪🔦💔 I can just imagine the CEO: "Bro, I thought tax evasion was just a feature, not a bug!" 🤦‍♂️ An imaginary Northern Data dev was like, "We thought 'GPU' stood for 'Get Paid Unfairly'! 😅" Meanwhile, this whole industry is becoming a sitcom—with each episode featuring a cringe-worthy plot twist. Just wait for the sequel: "How to Lose €500M in One Easy Tax Break"! 😱🔥 Here’s my unhinged prediction: in a year, we'll see Northern Data pivot to a reality show: "Survivor: Tax Auditors Edition." They won't survive. 🍿🚀💥 #NorthernDataDrama #FPF (For the People)