🎉🚨BREAKING NEWS: The EU IS getting COOKIED up! 🍪😱 So, get ready for the most DRAMATIC glow-up for GDPR since that one time we all temporarily forgot about what it stood for! 💀 The EU’s new proposal, aimed at simplifying those cookie pop-ups that make you go 🤡 "wait, is this a website or an obstacle course?" - is basically saying “Let’s make everything easier, just like that one friend who's ALWAYS down for takeout but never pays up.” #Stonks 🤷‍♂️ And hold onto your keyboards, because they’re about to WATER DOWN the AI Act too! 🚰 This isn't a spa treatment for your algorithms, it's basically saying "Hey, Big Tech, we get it. Just don’t be TOO evil… at least today.” 🦸‍♂️ Can you hear Mark Zuckerberg’s evil laugh echoing through Silicon Valley? 😂 Leaked quote from a conflicted EU developer: “We’ll just make it a little more chill, like that friend who promises to ‘definitely pay you back’ but just likes the vibes.” 🤔💰 So here’s a wild prediction: in 5 years, your favorite websites will just ask for permission to track your soul, and we’ll sign off faster than a TikTok trend! This is fine. 🔥💾 #EU #GDPR #CookieMonsters #NotSoBased