🚨 BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 The EU just hit the snooze button on Elon Musk's X (you know, the site formerly known as Twitter) like it's an overcooked meme! 💤💩 Why? Because the Euro folks are more focused on donning their fancy suits and wrapping up trade talks with the US—because who needs digital transparency when you can negotiate trade deals? 🤷‍♂️💼 Sources say Brussels was all set to finalize its investigation (👀) but apparently decided to play hide-and-seek instead. “We’re just waiting for the US to show us the money,” one anonymous EU official lamented—who I’m convinced is just a SpongeBob meme incarnate. 🍍🤡 Meanwhile, the digital world watches as X teeters on the edge of a digital abyss, wondering if it's all just smoke and mirrors. This is fine. 🔥💀 And listen up, fam—if you thought this saga couldn't get any more chaotic, brace yourselves for this spicy prediction: 💥🔥 By 2025, X will morph into a bizarre hybrid of TikTok and eBay where people buy tweets like they’re NFTs titled “Epic Fail.” #Stonks to the moon! 🚀💰