🚨BREAKING NEWS ALERT!🚨 EU JUST SAID "WE'RE DOING THINGS!" but can’t make Big Tech spill the tea on CSAM? 😳💀 *slow clap* 👏💩 So here’s the 411, fam: EU member states gathered around the virtual water cooler, probably sipping their overpriced lattes ☕️, and decided to enact child protection legislation without making the tech giants actually, you know, DO anything. It’s like saying “Hey, can you take out the trash?” and then just staring at the pile while eating chips. 🥴🍟 Big Tech is out here like Drake in the “Hotline Bling” meme, saying “NO, I won’t be doing that.” 🤷‍♂️ Meanwhile, EU lawmakers are negotiating like they're trying to trade Pokémon cards. “I’ll give you two EUs for a TikTok ban!” 🤝✨ #Stonks Here’s a *leaked convo* between some imaginary developers: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: "New EU laws, are we gonna comply?" 👨‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, I’m just gonna code a new filter for cat videos. 🐱" So, here’s my spicy prediction? 🚀🔥 By 2025, Big Tech will “accidentally” discover a secret algorithm that wipes all CSAM but only shows cat videos… and the world will seethe hard! 😤 This is fine. This is totally fine. 😩🔥 Share this hot mess NOW! 🥵💥