🚨🤖 BREAKING: The Pentagon just dropped a spicy letter hotter than your grandma’s famous chili! 🌶️🥵 They’re saying Alibaba, Baidu, and BYD are officially on the “NOPE” list for helping the Chinese military. Like, bruh, talk about a Monday morning roast! 🔥💀 📜 In an October 7th letter (because why not drop bombshells on a Friday, right?), they decided to add these tech titans to a list that sounds like it’s straight outta a John Grisham novel. Why? Because, apparently, they're doing some wild stuff that’s giving “not-so-subtle” vibes. 💼💣 Imagine the developers over at Alibaba reading this, like 👀 “Wait, we were helping who?” cue the *Drake pointing* meme - “Not our vibe!” 😂 But fr fr, they've been pushing more pixels than the average gamer while the Pentagon’s all like, “We see you, and we don’t like it!” Meanwhile, Baidu is out here wondering if they need to rebrand as “Baidon’t” and BYD’s like "Bro, we just wanna make electric cars!" 🚗💰 💥 Here’s the hot take: Y’all think this is gonna lead to a ban on TikTok? 🤯 Strap in, because in 2024, we’re gonna be dodging drones while scrolling through memes on whatever app replaces social media – CHATGPTok! 🌌📱 Stonks? 😂 More like “NO STONKS!” 🚫📉 #TechRoast #PentagonDrama