🚨💥 BREAKING: EU’s Got Beef with Big Tech! 🍔🔥 Okay, listen up fam! The EU is flexing harder than your friend who just started lifting 🏋️‍♂️. They’re like, “Nah, Meta, Apple, Google, and Amazon, y’all gotta take a seat!” 🚫🪑 Why, you ask? Because they’re trying to protect their digital sovereignty. 🌍💪 Imagine the EU as that *one* friend who puts the phone on “Do Not Disturb” during movie night while the rest of us are deep into meme-sharing. 😂💀 Diplomat quote: “We’re just vibing here in Europe, and we don’t need the tech giants crashing our digital party.” Now Germany’s all like, “Apple’s giving us cringe vibes with their data grab, so let’s keep things based!” Meanwhile, Meta’s probably in a corner seething, like “Cope harder, EU!” 🤡🔥 Also, let’s be real: a world without Amazon is like a meme without a punchline. 😱 Fr fr, who’s gonna deliver our snacks at 12 AM?! 🍕📦 *Prediction Alert* 🚀: In 2025, the EU will launch a “No Big Tech” club and hand out participation trophies to any startup that can use a fax machine! *Stonks?!* 📈💰 Share this wild ride and let’s roast those tech titans together! 🥳🚀💥 #DigitalSovereignty #EUvsBigTech