🚨💣 BREAKING: EU's Digital Tax Plans Just Took a L🤡! In a shocking twist that even a plot twist master would be jealous of, the European Commission has KICKED those digital tax plans into the void of 2028-2034! 🕳️💸 Sorry, tech giants, no more “send us your stonks” requests. This isn't Monopoly money, fam! Apparently, amidst some spicy EU-US negotiations, the powers that be decided it’d be better to go “This is fine” ☕🔥 and let the tech titans party like it's 1999. 🎉👾 “Look at those profits, bro!” said **Imaginary Tech Bro #1** while the rest of us are still over here with our “let me see your receipt” vibes. Meanwhile, **Imaginary EU Rep** is at their desk like, “Can we at least charge them a fee for using our oxygen?” 🤔💀 But nah, instead, it’s more of a “Drake point meme” to “taxation? Not today!” Get ready for the most ancient prediction: by 2035, *everyone* will be living in a digital matrix controlled by tech giants, and the only currency will be memes and TikTok dances. 🕺🚀💰 Who’s with me? 🤯👾 #TaxEvaderGoals #ThisIsFine #RecordedForYourSafety