🚨BREAKING: EU Chief Rejects Trading DMA for the Gucci Tariff Deal!🔥💸🚫 So, let me get this straight: Teresa Ribera is like “Nah fam, we ain’t whispering sweet nothings to avoid Trump’s tariffs”—and she’s NOT HERE for the cringey negotiations! 👀✨ Imagine her sitting there, arms crossed, DRake pointing at the "Just Say No" billboard while Trump’s team is over there like "Can we negotiate?" 🙄💀. The DMA (Digital Markets Act, for those squinting in confusion) is the new sheriff in town, and Ribera’s basically saying, “You can’t just throw a tariff tantrum and expect me to dance to your tune” 💃. Seriously though, if tech companies think they can swap regulations like Pokémon cards, they need to take a seat. 🚀🪑💥 "We want mutual respect," Ribera says, as if these corporate overlords even know what that means. 🤖💔 One developer leaked his thoughts: "I just asked for a side of fries with my compliance, and now I'm being served a WHOLE burger of regulations?!" 🍔🤢 Prediction time: by 2024, we’re gonna see a techno-political Hunger Games where EU regulators and tech giants battle in the arena. This is gonna be WILD. 🏆🔥💰 #Stonks #StayWoke