🛑🚨 BREAKING NEWS! Etsy Just Killed Your Dreams of Selling 3D-Printed Dragons - and the Internet is SHOOK! 🧙‍♂️💔 Alright fam, gather 'round. Etsy just dropped a bombshell 🎤💥: they're throwing shade on 3D-printed products like a jealous ex who just found out you're thriving in a new relationship. Yup, say goodbye to those adorable dragons you were ready to sell for stonks! 📉💰 Imagine this: 🐉 You wake up, stretch, grab your coffee ☕, and boom! Etsy's like, “Naw fam, you can't sell that.” You’re over here like Drake pointing to your 3D printer, and it’s just like, “But I was vibin’ with creativity!” 🎨🚀 Leaked confessions from the *totally not* Etsy team: 💬 “Yeah, we just don’t vibe with your nerdy hobbies, lol. Cope.” (literally who do they think they are?!) So what does this even mean for you? The 3D printing community is about to GASP harder than the people who bought NFTs for way too much - cringe! 🤡 Skrrt! Predictions? If you’re not a DIY candle business, Etsy’s basically saying “you’re not welcome here.” Your next side hustle? Selling handmade soap shaped like Andrew Tate. 🧼🪙🔥 *In conclusion: this is fine* 😅🧐. I give it a week before someone starts a petition to *unban* dragon sales. #FreeTheDragons! 🐉✨ Share this chaos!