🚨🦖 When your e-commerce platform turns into Alligator Alcatraz: Etsy Edition! 💀💸 Buckle up, fam! Etsy is catching more heat than an alligator in a sauna 🥵 because they're letting the Florida GOP sell merch straight from the “recv-ing” of gator prison! Yup, you heard me right, “Alligator Alcatraz” merch is popping up faster than you can say “this is fine”—and the users are like “NOPE!” 🤢✋ 🥵✨ A group of fed-up buyers and sellers decided to DITCH ETSY like it’s an expired coupon code. Just imagine the convo: “Bro, did you see that ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ t-shirt? 😭” “Yeah, no cap, manually skipping divorce court to boycott Etsy over this cringe merch.” 🚫👕 Like, how low do we gotta go before we see some galaxy brain energy here? 🤔💥 This isn’t even about the vibes anymore; it’s about standing up for what’s right! And let’s be real, if you’re buying “Alligator Alcatraz” swag, you’re like 😬🚧—throwing out the vibes like a mid-tier TikTok dance move. ✨🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Etsy will rebrand as "Etsy Unchained" and start a whole line of “Gator Rights” accessories: T-shirts depicting gators advocating for freedom! 😂🦍 Share this if you wanna save the gators! 🐊💔 #BoycottEtsy #AlligatorAlcatraz