👀💥 BREAKING NEWS: Etsy just made a major power move, bringing in 🔥 Kruti Patel Goyal 🔥 as their new CEO, right after kicking long-time overlord Josh Silverman out the door! 🏃‍♂️💨 That's right, folks! The throne of handmade crafts is now under the command of a *former* Depop boss. You know what that means? Etsy JUST leveled up! 🎮💰Expect a surge in hipster aesthetic, thrift-flipping tutorials, and hand-knitted avocados that *actually* cost more than my rent! 🥑💸 Imagine this convo in the boardroom: 🕵️‍♂️ Developer 1: "So, what’s the vision, Kruti?" 🌈 Kruti: "Stonks! 🚀 We’re gonna make DIY so lit, you’ll need a fire extinguisher! 🔥" Developer 2: "This is fine 😅✌️" No cap, this isn't just a change of name on a fancy title—it’s a full-on galaxy brain moment! 🤯✨ Etsy 2.0 is officially in the building—get ready for some seriously #Cringe TikTok challenges to promote... WHAT EVEN IS NFTs in crafting?! 🙃💀 But here's the kicker: I predict Kruti will soon roll out an AR try-on feature for your grandma's crochet sweater 💃. Not ready to pledge allegiance to the craft-averse overlords? Better catch those handmade stonks before they shoot to the moon! 🚀👽💅