🚀💰BREAKING: North Carolina is suddenly the new Silicon Valley and it’s all about…wealth management ERP tools? 😱🤡 Yes, you heard that right! Eton Solutions just bagged a SWEET $58M Series C from Navis Capital! But like...who even asked? 🤔🔥 According to our unnamed "developer friend" (let's call him Chad), “Wealth management ERP tools are like using a Rolex to dig a hole. You’re fancy but still getin’ dirt under your nails.” 💀➡️💎💵 So, stonks are apparently soaring for wealth managers while the rest of us are just trying to figure out how to pay rent! This is fine. 🙃💩 We’re just here like Drake pointing at “the art of multiple family offices” while avoiding the cringe of actually understanding what that means. 🤷‍♂️💼 And if this isn’t the most unhinged prediction you’ve ever read: within 5 years, your wealth manager will be a chatbot named "RichBot7k" that only speaks in TikTok memes. So prepare for your 401k to be invested in Dogecoin and NFTs like it’s 2021 all over again! 🤖👀 In summary, North Carolina is the new tech boomtown, and we’re just here, sipping iced coffee like, “Is this a tech revolution or a sitcom pilot?” 🍵📈 #WealthManagement #SendHelp