🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM I-P-Oh-no! 🚨 So you thought insurance was boring? Think again, fam! Ethos just slapped some wild sauce on the snooze-fest that is insurance tech! 💸💥 Last valued at a whopping $2.7B in 2021, they’re now bringing the heat and filing for a US IPO! 🤯💰 And get this—REVENUE just rose by 54.9% YoY! That’s almost as hype as when Drake dropped “God’s Plan.” 🎉📈 They raked in $183.7M in H1—more $ than your homie’s crypto wallet after the latest meme coin drop! 🚀💎💰 But wait, there’s more! *Drumroll please* Their net income is up 64% to a cool $30.7M! 💵🔥 I can just hear the Ethos devs in the break room saying, “Now that’s some stonks!” 🤓💀 **(Leaked Developer Quote)**: "I can't believe people PAY for insurance. Like, why not just use one of those 'this is fine' memes for your life?" 🐶🔥 Prediction time: In 5 years, Ethos’ stock will either be soaring like Elon into space or crashing harder than your grandma’s attempt at TikTok dances. Don’t sleep on this chaos, fam! Share this and let’s meme-ify insurance like it owes us money! 🤪🌌 #InsuranceIsTheNewBlack