🚨BREAKING NEWS: Ethereum Foundation Hits the PAUSE Button! 🚨💸👀 So, it looks like the Ethereum Foundation just decided to pull the ol' "we're reevaluating our life choices" routine with their grants program 💤💀. R.I.P. $3M+ that fueled over 100 projects since 2018! To put it in meme terms, this is like your fave “this is fine” dog when the crypto markets are melting down 🔥🐶. In a leaked conversation, a dev allegedly said, “Yo, we burned through cash faster than my last relationship. Time to chillax and cut the fat. Like, no cap, fam. 💔💰” You can't make this stuff up! 🚀🤡 And listen, it’s tough out there in the crypto streets. 🔥💔 With all these altcoins popping off like popcorn in a microwave, ETH is just like Drake pointing at its own dwindling grants like, “Nah, we ain’t got the budget for that.” 🎤💸 Hot take incoming: I predict we’ll see the Ethereum Foundation start handing out “free hugs” for donations just to boost that burn rate back up. 💀👀 Let’s go, boys! 🚀💰🔥 Share this absolute chaos with your fellow degenerates! We need to spill the tea! ☕👾 #Ethereum #Grants #MemeLord 💸🔥📉