🔥💔 BREAKING: A24's "Eternity" trailer just dropped, and if this isn't the most *dramatic* love triangle since my last breakup, I don't know what is! 😭🚀 Hold up, we got Elizabeth Olsen (the queen of “I’m gonna need therapy after this”) caught in a celestial escapade 💫 between Miles "Wholesome Dad Vibes" Teller and Callum "Sorry, Who? 🤔" Turner. It's like if the afterlife got an *A24* makeover, and I'm here for ALL the emotional chaos. 🌪️💀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought, what’s better than a love triangle? An eternal love triangle 🤷‍♂️. Now, how do we fit in a metaphorical lesbian robot? Asking for a friend.” 🦾😏 But fr fr, this is a total *"This is Fine"* meme waiting to happen with everyone seething over who Lizzie picks. Drake's gonna be pointing at this love chaos like "You weren’t with us when we needed you!” 💔➡️💖 So there you have it, *Eternity* - the Pinterest board for existential dread & romance. My hot take? This movie's gonna break the internet or make you wanna jump into the nearest black hole. Who needs closure when you can just seethe in the cosmos? 🔮✨ #stuckinlove #thisisfine 🎬💰 Get ready for the ultimate cringe fest, folks. We’re ALL going to see this masterpiece and feel something, even if it’s just existential dread and cringe! 😵‍💫