๐๐ฅ ESR power bank's got that fire risk! ๐ฅ๐ Don't be the next meme! Check your gear NOW! ๐ฑ๐ #SafetyFirst
๐ฅ๐จ HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM! ๐จ๐ฅ So, buckle up, fam! ๐คก The ESR HaloLock wireless power bank is playing with FIRE. No cap, we're talking actual CHARGING ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ - like, the kind where you wish you had a fire extinguisher on stand-by. If this bad boy was a meme, itโd be the โthis is fineโ dog sipping coffee in a burning room. ๐ถโ๐ ๐๐ฃ The United States Consumer Product Safety Commission just dropped the hottest collab since the last TikTok trend: ESR recalling their *firestarter* power banks. I mean, I know they're innovative, but I didnโt sign up for pyrotechnics, bro! ๐ โโ๏ธ Leaked Dev Quote: โWe thought โHaloLockโ meant it was fireproof! Turns out itโs just *on fire*!โ - ESR Dev #1 ๐คก๐ธ If your power bank's not just charging your phone but possibly going full-on โOops, I brought a flamethrower to classโ mode, STOP USING IT! ๐ฅ Hit up ESR for that refund valhalla ASAP! Oh, and as a wild take, I predict the next piece of tech will be a power bank that requires a license to use. Because, you know, safety first, but weโre already at *cosmic* levels of cringe. ๐๐๐ฐ #BurningIssues #StonksDown